OK, I'll be the first....

[kalashnikov47]

...to post a joke here. A dumb joke at that:

A blond died her hair brown because she was tired of being picked on, She was driving along the countryside when she got a bright idea and stopped at a nearby farm. she said to the farmer "If i can tell you how many sheep you have in total can I have one?" "ok" said the farmer, so she quickly counted them and said 91. The farmer looked around astonished and said "alright take one" As she was walking back to her car the farmer said "If I can guess your natural hair color can i have my dog back?

[gregers]

LMAO,

what do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you?........run like , she's got a grenade in her mouth

[Bluecorsair]

;D
LMAO!!!

[seanrgb]

LMAO

This women gets on a bus
the driver says ''God your baby is ugly''
the women pays her fare storms to the end of the bus
she says to this guy '' God that driver is horrible , he humiliated me !!!!''
the guy says '' go back give hinm a piece of your mind , thats out of order !!!''
women says '' I will ''
guy says ''I'll hold on to your monkey ''