dude
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Post by dude on Dec 8, 2005 18:26:51 GMT -5
Post your favorite jokes! Heres one from me:
Three engineers were arguing, a mechanical engineer, an electrical engineer and a civil engineer. Their topic of discussion was what kind of engineer god must have been to design the human body. The Mechanical engineer said, God must have been a mechanical engineer, just look at the joints, and how they all operate so smoothly. The Electrical engineer said, no no no its quite clear God was an electrical engineer, just look at the neural system, and how the brain operates, your ability to touch and all. Its obvious, God must have been an electrical engineer. The Civil engineer started laughing and said, you guys you guys,... you're both wrong! Only a civil engineer would have run a major waste line right through a prime recreational area!
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dude
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Post by dude on Jan 1, 2006 14:00:43 GMT -5
Uhh, you guys can feel free to post jokes...
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dude
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Post by dude on Jan 2, 2006 13:30:39 GMT -5
Don't be shy!
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weeeg
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Post by weeeg on Apr 30, 2006 11:07:11 GMT -5
Q: Why did the blonde die in a helicopter crash? A: She got cold and turned off the fan.
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weeeg
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Post by weeeg on Apr 30, 2006 11:07:34 GMT -5
Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A: Gifted!
Q: How do blonde brain cells die? A: Alone.
Q: What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells? A: Pregnant.
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weeeg
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Post by weeeg on Apr 30, 2006 11:08:08 GMT -5
Q: What does a blonde and a beer bottle have in common? A: They're both empty from the neck up.
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weeeg
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Post by weeeg on Apr 30, 2006 11:08:32 GMT -5
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a supermarket trolley? A: The supermarket trolley has a mind of its own.
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weeeg
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Post by weeeg on May 2, 2006 12:19:46 GMT -5
? lol
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weeeg
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Post by weeeg on Jun 6, 2006 10:25:43 GMT -5
LOL i like that one!
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